Myrtle Beach Day 2

The team turned up some dirt during our second day in South Carolina.

We have identified two ways of spotting a potential Cheerwine hoarder from the north. Both concern lifestyle.

As we first set out protecting people's right to drink, we came across a man who did not go by a conventional first, or last, name.

"Just call me the Red Rider," said Red Rider.



You'll notice the red sticker on the front of Rider's helmet, an addition by the investigative team which he gladly accepted.

Rider lives in Myrtle Beach and confessed to using his iron steed to speed Cheerwine wherever he pleases, and then immediately consume it. He did not seem to pose a threat as a hoarder due to his choice of digs on the Carolina coast, but since Rider is a biker it could be logical to assume that all bikers enjoy the refreshing taste of cold red can. This would undoubtedly apply to bikers from the north. Motorcycles could in fact be the perfect getaway vehicle for one twelve pack... OR EVERN TWO!

The other group which we found to be the most fanatic about snagging some soda were construction workers. The Cheertracker 1 news vehicle was stormed as we pulled to a stop outside a site along the water. With our coolers empty, we retreated to a gas station to restock on ice. Luckily a hidden compartment in the van protected our waning supply of drink.





From the trenches,

Sam

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NEWSFLASH

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In our investigations today a can of Cheerwine was misplaced. It was not enjoyed by some lucky southerner, nor hoarded by a greedy northerner. It's LOST! If you or anyone you know has any information that could lead us to the location of this lost can, please notify the team at once.